Q: WHAT DID THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS SAY TO THE CAR?

A: DON'T LOOK NOW I'M CHANGING

Q: WHERE DOES TARZAN GET HIS CLOTHES?

A: IN A JUNGLE SALE

Q: WHY ARE THERE NO ASPRINS IN THE JUNGLE?

A: BECAUSE THE PARROTS ATE THEM ALL!

Q: HOW MANY PIGS DO YOU NEED TO MAKE A FARM SMELLY?

A: A PHEW!

Q: WHAT GAME DO TWO ELEPHANTS PLAY IN THE BACK OF A MINI?

A: SQUASH!